Just dad

Dad: When you get your first paycheck, you have to treat Bea and me.

Me: No, I'm donating everything to the Church.

Dad: What? You do know that the Church only donates 20% to charity and the rest is for operations, for the Vatican, for fattening the bank accounts of....

Me: Not the Catholic Church, a Born-again Christian Church

Dad: It's the same thing. Do you know that Christian Church leaders drive 2-4 cars, live in very big houses...

Me: I was kidding. I just don't want to treat you and Bea.