I was at a bookstore earlier with my sister, having to photocopy a bunch of my ids when my sister who had a nice looking fellow lined up beside her, looked at my passport and blurted:
Baboon: Why does your passport have a letter M on gender?
Moi: Because I had a sex change recently, did you forget?
Baboon: Was this the time you shaved the upper part of your eyebrows and looked weird?
Moi: ....
Away from the bookstore I tell her:
Moi: Why didn't you just blurt out if that time was the time I had a menstrual stain or if it was the same time I forgot to shower and brush my teeth or if it was the time I was still a hobo.
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