MJ the Meanie

Me: Let's go jogging after all our exams. I really want to tone my tummy. I hate my flabs.

MJ: Let's go to a cliff, so I can push you.

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MJ: Your arms are so thin. You need to eat more.

Me: But do you know who's super conscious about her arms? Riza.

MJ: Why?

Me: She says she's fat.

MJ: You know, I'll push Riza down the stairs one of these days.